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The Survey • Which mac & cheese do you prefer? Easy Mac macaroni from a box Kraft dinner/blue box Velveeta! home-made I don't like mac & cheese other • Would you like to take the next survey? Click HERE for Issue 7's Survey II. Find One? Let EvilPasta know HERE. Your discovery will be added to the EvilPasta Sightings collection here on EvilPasta.com.

	7 Rules Of Business • I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. • I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. • Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. • Accept that some days you are the pigeon and most days you are the statue. • Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again. • I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. • At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

	Picture Of The Week Everything you could imagine for your programming needs.

	Murphy's Law 101 For your benefit, EvilPasta offers this continuation of our introductory crash course exploring how the laws of how life tend to not work out.

	The town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it... Punch Lines: Beethoven

	All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

	Nice Try At English Here are some signs and notices written in English -- more or less -- that were discovered throughout the world.

	An elderly lady upon return from shopping found four males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun, and screamed that she knows how to use it and that she will if required... Carjacking Foiled

	I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

	Pass This Test The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket...

	From The News: Much Ado About Nothing at Edinburgh Fringe The Theater of Relativity has come up with the ultimate nihilistic experience on stage -- a play called "Sweet FA" -- that is the talk of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival...

	Women should not have children after 35. Really, 35 children are enough.

	Keep these generalizations in mind for when it comes time to enter the business world. 7 Rules Of Business

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