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The Survey
Which mac & cheese do you prefer?
Would you like to take the next survey? Click HERE for Issue 7's Survey II.
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Find One?
Let EvilPasta know HERE.
Your discovery will be added to the EvilPasta Sightings collection here on EvilPasta.com.
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7 Rules Of Business
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and most days you are the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing him again.
I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
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The town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...
Punch Lines: Beethoven
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Nice Try At English
Here are some signs and notices written in English -- more or less -- that were discovered throughout the world.
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Pass This Test
The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket...
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