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The Survey
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Which mac & cheese do you prefer?
• Would you like to take the next survey? Click HERE for Issue 7's Survey II.
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Find One?
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Your discovery will be added to the EvilPasta Sightings collection here on EvilPasta.com.
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Carjacking Foiled
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found four males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she will if required... so get out of the car.
The four men didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, where upon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. Small problem, her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical and parked four or five spaces further down.
She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The sergeant that she told the story to nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter where 4 pale white males were reporting a car-jacking by a mad, elderly, white woman. No charges were filed.
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The town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...
Punch Lines: Beethoven
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Nice Try At English
Here are some signs and notices written in English -- more or less -- that were discovered throughout the world.
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Pass This Test
The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket...
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