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The Survey • Which mac & cheese do you prefer? Easy Mac macaroni from a box Kraft dinner/blue box Velveeta! home-made I don't like mac & cheese other • Would you like to take the next survey? Click HERE for Issue 7's Survey II. Be a Contributor! Got a good sense of humor, spark of creativity, and a hint of randomness? Be a contributor to the madness! If you can think of funny things you'd like to see on EvilPasta.com, you're just right for the EvilPasta team. Be among a select group of contributors who posess the creative and comical talents needed to make it into EvilPasta.com! You'll have access to contribute your funny thoughts, and then get credit for them when they're published. Apply HERE, and we'll send you further info so you can join in and test your pasta genius.

	Punch Lines: Beethoven When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate. He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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	Murphy's Law 101 For your benefit, EvilPasta offers this continuation of our introductory crash course exploring how the laws of how life tend to not work out.

	The town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it... Punch Lines: Beethoven

	All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

	Nice Try At English Here are some signs and notices written in English -- more or less -- that were discovered throughout the world.

	An elderly lady upon return from shopping found four males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun, and screamed that she knows how to use it and that she will if required... Carjacking Foiled

	I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

	Pass This Test The deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket...

	From The News: Much Ado About Nothing at Edinburgh Fringe The Theater of Relativity has come up with the ultimate nihilistic experience on stage -- a play called "Sweet FA" -- that is the talk of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival...

	Women should not have children after 35. Really, 35 children are enough.

	Keep these generalizations in mind for when it comes time to enter the business world. 7 Rules Of Business

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