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	15 Ways To Deal With Stress • Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time. • Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa. • Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. • When someone says "have a nice day," tell them you have other plans. • Make a list of things to do that you have already done. • Dance naked in front of your pets. • Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong. • Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals. • Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places. • Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives. • Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead. • Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day. • Pay your electric bill in pennies. • Drive to work in reverse. • Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

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	The courtroom is no place for perfection. EvilPasta continues the investigation... Courtroom Bloopers

	Diary Of A Snow Shoveler The snow is prettier when all you have to do is look at it.

	"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." —Norman Schwartzkopf

	10 Signs You Need A New Computer Now is the time to face the truth. You really need a new computer. Here are your reasons.

	Just in case you haven't learned from experience... 20 Ways To Go Insane

	For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

	If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. Inspirational Posters For The Cubicle Era

	15 Ways To Deal With Stress Your therapist was reluctant to suggest these coping methods to you. We weren't.

	Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway. —unknown

	Letter To A Future Son-In-Law ...sure my daughter is only 18 and wants to marry you instead of going to Harvard on full scholarship...

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