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	Church Bulletin Board Bloopers • Thursday night - Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow. • Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. • For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs. • The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. • This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. • Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. • Wednesday the Ladies’ Liturgy Group will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing, "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the Pastor. • Thursday at 5:00 PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study. • This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. • The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday. • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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	Airline Humour Who said airline mechanics don't have a sense of humour? Here are some actual actual logged maintenance complaints as submitted by Qantas pilots... and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers.

	Yes, the sacred make mistakes too, sometimes. And when the mistakes get this outrageous, somebody just has to take note... Church Bulletin Board Bloopers

	If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

	Now, we review another situation in which bloopers can be disadvantageous. What can be said?... one set of bloopers just isn't enough! Courtroom Bloopers

	Signs You Bought A Bad Car Here at EvilPasta, we are committed to being a valuable source for the common consumer. Review these suggestions for contemplating the condition of your newly purchased automobile.

	The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

	Murphy's Military Law (cont'd.) The second part of our series reviewing Murphy's Law as it applies militarilly.

	We can never pass up an opportunity to convey a detrimental view of our own society! A continuation of the oh-so enlightening insight which we premiered in a previous issue. Only In America

	What happens if you get scared half to death twice?